Well, you've got that to worry about! If you can't carry it, you must not need it.

Now you're just showing off with the pics! Better to ask questions now, than are we there yet, I'm tired, I have to pee, I'm hungry, Are we there yet, how much longer, My butt hurts, Are we there yet, I wanna' go home, Is it time to eat, Can we stop now, ???????

So can we camp in the park, or are you thinking motel and showers? If we were to camp, how serious is the trail (can I tow my camp trailer?) Doesn't matter to me, just formulating a game plan.

You are one sick puppy. All this time I was thinking vent tube or federal anti splash requirement for our safety.
So do you think we need a chase rig with the tools and b-b-q's, or just rough it? I have several cases of MRE's to make us further respect the boys over there....

I think you're right, shipping is the killer......

I personally have a bladder the size of a walnut, so stopping frequently might get me lost, if I can't see the dust cloud. Why not pick a spot to beat the drum and bark at the moon, while telling lies. Preferably with a campfire and soft rocks.

So, why the 1 day rush? Sounds like you'd have to ride way too fast to enjoy the scenery, or will there be law enforcement chasing us?